437 questions x2

Thanks goes to my friend over at 4tunate for sharing this sign and helping me realize the source of my insanity! I also think driving alone with the girls may be the worst time. There is no escape and the onslaught of questions never stops. I have one daughter who probably asks this many before lunch! Here's a sampling of what I've heard this week:

-Why is the sky blue?


-What makes the ground smoke in the morning?

-Who picked the names of the colors?


-Why can't we go to the park anymore?


-Do pee and poop come from the same place?


-Why do vacuums make that noise?

-Can I have a snack?


-Why are some dogs big and some dogs small?


-What makes poop smell?


-Where does the poop when you flush?


-Why can't we talk about poop?


-How old do I have to be to wear earrings?


-Can I watch TV?


-What are we doing today?


-What are we doing tonight?


-What are we doing tomorrow?


-Why is 'she' looking at me?


-Why won't 'she' play nice?


-Will you play babies with me?


-Can I call somebody?


-Will you play princess with me?


-Will you play fighter jet plane with me?


-Where did the missing puzzle pieces go?


-Can I help you cook?

-Can we have a dance party?

-Where are my elmo panties?


-When can I have a baby sister?


-When is daddy coming home?

-When is ga ga coming over?


-When is Aunt Cat coming back?


-Why do you have to work?


-Are we there yet?


-When will I learn to read?


-Can I go to dance class?


-What's a bill?


-What is credit cards?


-Are you old?

-When you are old do you go to heaven?


An oldie, but goodie, buried on my camera's memory card--This was the first day of pre-school this year!